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Monday, September 24, 2007

Horn, Horny, Horniest

Paul sent me a message in the morning before his bed time so I asked him how has his day been. Living in opposite sides of the world can be pretty confusing. Anyway, he said that he has been very busy. What is new, eh?

So I said that it is good to be busy and there is no time to be horny. And he replied that it is healthy to be horny and in fact must be horny once a month. My goodness, he thinks horniness is like period meh, once a month? lol

And you know what he said? He said that period time is the horniest. Yeah, right, as if he knows! Haha

That reminds me of the movie, Meet The Parents, where the bus has a banner outside which read "Horn When Horny". This conversation also reminds me of a phone call a long time ago.

My friend called me up in the middle of the night from the street and at that ungodly hour, there were lots of cars honking and I don't know why. If it was Merdeka, I would understand la, but it wasn't. I asked my friend why all the horning (honking) and my friend replied me, "Horny Horn lah" with the simple logic, "Sleepy, sleep. Horny, horn!"

2 comments:

shoppingmum said...

OK, later when I go out i horn like a freak. :P

Em said...

Amy,

You still got time to be horny meh? In broad daylight summore!!! LOL

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