During my 3-week hiatus from blogging last month, apart from my two loyal readers, all the traffic I ever got was from people searching for the keywords "fried sperm" or "sperm recipe" all thanks to my post on Sex Is Zero, Fried Sperm, Anyone?
Today, I'm going to satisfy all these perverts with my not-so-original recipes with sperm as the main ingredient. I hope I don't lose my appetite at the end of this post -.-"
Malaysian Spermelette
Today, I'm going to satisfy all these perverts with my not-so-original recipes with sperm as the main ingredient. I hope I don't lose my appetite at the end of this post -.-"
Malaysian Spermelette
(with capsicum, Indian onions and elephant garlic)
Ingredients (Serves 3):
40 -50 millilitres of sperm, beaten
1 tablespoon margarine
1 tablespoon olive oil
1 Indian onion, thinly sliced
1 yellow capsicum, thinly sliced
1 green capsicum, thinly sliced
1 red capsicum, thinly sliced
1 clove of elephant garlic, chopped
a pinch of salt and a dash of pepper to taste
Preperation:
1. Heat up the oil in a wok and sauté the Indian onion until golden brown. Remove.
2. Do the same with the capsicums and garlic until the peppers are soft. Remove from heat and allow to cool slightly before adding to sperm.
3. Mix the capsicums and onions to the sperm, just before you're ready to make the spermelette.
4. Melt the margarine in a 9-inch skillet and add the sperm. Stir with a chopstick and cook until the sperm is well browned on the bottom and almost firm on top.
5. Flip the spermelette until the other side is well browned as well.
To Serve:
Serve hot, cut into wedges or wrapped in toasted bread.
Ingredients (Serves 3):
40 -50 millilitres of sperm, beaten
1 tablespoon margarine
1 tablespoon olive oil
1 Indian onion, thinly sliced
1 yellow capsicum, thinly sliced
1 green capsicum, thinly sliced
1 red capsicum, thinly sliced
1 clove of elephant garlic, chopped
a pinch of salt and a dash of pepper to taste
Preperation:
1. Heat up the oil in a wok and sauté the Indian onion until golden brown. Remove.
2. Do the same with the capsicums and garlic until the peppers are soft. Remove from heat and allow to cool slightly before adding to sperm.
3. Mix the capsicums and onions to the sperm, just before you're ready to make the spermelette.
4. Melt the margarine in a 9-inch skillet and add the sperm. Stir with a chopstick and cook until the sperm is well browned on the bottom and almost firm on top.
5. Flip the spermelette until the other side is well browned as well.
To Serve:
Serve hot, cut into wedges or wrapped in toasted bread.
Bonus Specialty Recipe
Sperm So Sassy
Ingredients
Cornflakes - crushed (about 1/3 of the box)
Raisins, chopped
1/2 cup fine sugar
80 millilitres of sperm
1 pint whipped cream
Strawberries for trim (cut half)
Perparation:
Spray a 9 x 13-inch pan with non-stick cooking spray.
Sprinkle a light covering of crushed cornflakes on the bottom of the pan.
Spread the chopped raisins on the cornflakes.
Sprinkle 1/2 cup fine sugar over raisins.
Beat the sperm and whipped cream together.
Pour the batter over the raisins.
Bake in an oven for about 45 minutes at 375 degrees or until the sperm is set.
And it is ready to be served in slices.
Note: This is a joke post. Eat at your own risk. I shall not be responsible for any mishaps.
Ingredients
Cornflakes - crushed (about 1/3 of the box)
Raisins, chopped
1/2 cup fine sugar
80 millilitres of sperm
1 pint whipped cream
Strawberries for trim (cut half)
Perparation:
Spray a 9 x 13-inch pan with non-stick cooking spray.
Sprinkle a light covering of crushed cornflakes on the bottom of the pan.
Spread the chopped raisins on the cornflakes.
Sprinkle 1/2 cup fine sugar over raisins.
Beat the sperm and whipped cream together.
Pour the batter over the raisins.
Bake in an oven for about 45 minutes at 375 degrees or until the sperm is set.
And it is ready to be served in slices.
Note: This is a joke post. Eat at your own risk. I shall not be responsible for any mishaps.
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10 comments:
oh mannnnn that was hilarious! :)
fried sperm indeed.
O_O goodness me...
but nevertheless that was entertaining xD
O_O wha...
nevertheless that was entertaining xD
Am glad you guys found it funny. Not many people dare to comment haha
realli got this recipe wan ar? :P
At first don't have. Now we have them, thanks to me :p
I have made dishes and dips using sperm and honestly everyone enjoyed the food not knowing what the recipe contained. Wanna talk about it ... greyghost1717 at yahoo.
how do you get 80 mL sperm?
a carnival?
See, 2011 - and "sperm recipe" still brought me here :)
Sex sells!
I wanna donate some ml of sperm...
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