Young friend: Can I ask you something?
Me: Sure, shoot.
Young friend: Boy-Girl stuff wor.
Me: Ask lah.
Young friend: How much do you know about girls?
Me: I am a girl, right? Of course I know all about girls.
Young friend: I want to know how to satisfy a girl sexually.
Me: ................ *speechless*
Young friend: Don't answer if you feel uncomfortable.
Me: That question ah, you need to ask guys lar.
Young friend: I thought girls should know what a girl wants. You dunno ar?
Me: I dunno.
Young friend: Ask guys, they also dunno lar.
Me: Guys know lar. Who ask you to ask virgins? *giggles*
Young friend: Do girls masturbate, like guys?
Me: ................*speechless*
Young friend: But that satisfies me only, not girl also =.="
Me: Girls who are too free with nothing to do will masturbate.
Young friend: Do YOU masturbate?
Me: I fall asleep as soon as my head hits the pillow. Damn dreams not yet come, I gotta wake up already. Sh!t also no time, where got time to masturbate like you?
4 comments:
those questions are among the most taboo things to ask a girl, but yet at the same time, it would be interesting to know the answers :-)
Seriously O_o" i kinda agree that itz 1 of the most taboo questions to ask a gal.
Interesting to know the answers? That's true also =P
Wahlao. Outright can ask if you masturbate? Guy somemore. Biangz
that young guy seriously sexually harrassed you liao la...
what stupid questions were those!?
stupid fella...
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