Just about a month ago in a dream in Las Vegas. I was sleepwalking, (yes, sleepwalking in a dream. Have you had that kind of dream before?) when I realized my boobs could be seen. You have probably had that experience before. I felt cold there and that was how I came to realize it, and I knew that soon I would have to go to the little girl’s room.

I was a little worried about looking for one in an unfamiliar place. But then, all of the sudden, I saw a mobile toilet coming right towards me!! I remembered what a cowboy’s wife had told me. It was very important to pretend that I never seen that dang thing and pretend I don’t even know what it was.

Before I knew it, I was given the tools and tips to ultimate survival. So you see, I really was grateful, and I decided I just had to do it there and then!