SLURPPPPPPPPPPPP

At a price tag of MYR1,399 arrgghh I better forget about it!

With another year to go to clear my debts, if I buy this NOW, I'm asking for a death wish. My parents will KILL me, man! I might as well jump down from the highest building in my cowtown! Arrgghhh

Who knows when is my birthday, quickly buy for meeeeeeeee!!!!!! Or else I won't talk to you anymore!

SO SAD :-(