Last night while chatting with my friend on the phone, he suddenly accused me of FARTING!!! I did not fart!!! The sound that he heard was the sound my monkey did with his legs that twitch when he sleeps. Yerrrr do you think it's rude to FART while talking on the phone or are you the kind of person who thinks that no one would hear you??
My Nokia E61i is sharp leh... AFTER getting the speaker changed upon purchasing it!!!
I told my friend, eh, if I needed to fart, did he think that I am so dumb not to cover the mouth piece BEFORE farting??? I have better sense than that la, I hope!!
This reminds me of my former teacher who just HAD TO fart every time I am in his class. Perhaps he farts in EVERY class because my sister, who also studied under him, told me the same thing too.
Each time he farts, he pretends to move the tables and chairs. Adjust this and that and caused the scrapping sound on the ground. And then pretended that nothing happened!!
Even if we did not HEAR it, I am sure there would be someone who SMELT it. Buek!!!!
My Nokia E61i is sharp leh... AFTER getting the speaker changed upon purchasing it!!!
I told my friend, eh, if I needed to fart, did he think that I am so dumb not to cover the mouth piece BEFORE farting??? I have better sense than that la, I hope!!
This reminds me of my former teacher who just HAD TO fart every time I am in his class. Perhaps he farts in EVERY class because my sister, who also studied under him, told me the same thing too.
Each time he farts, he pretends to move the tables and chairs. Adjust this and that and caused the scrapping sound on the ground. And then pretended that nothing happened!!
Even if we did not HEAR it, I am sure there would be someone who SMELT it. Buek!!!!
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